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Saturday, October 6, 2007

My interview by Turbo

Howrrroooo Everypup (& Wilbur),
Our friend Turbo the Sibe has been conducting interviews, and graciouslessy volunteered to interview ME! So, without further ado, here is my interview with Tubey! His questions will be in Bold:


1) Why are humans so stupid?

Wow, I really had to think about this one, there are so many possible answers, but I think it's 'cause they only walk on 2-legs. This causes their noses to be WAY to far from the ground. They're already nose-dead, then they put their noses way up there in the air....how can they learn anything if they can't smell, and don't follow proper sniffing techniques? I mean really, did you read the recent posts on Sitka & AO4's pages? Most humans don't even know those spots on our beawootiful tails are for sniffing! Honestly! What did they think they were there for? And when was the last time you ever saw a human sniffing for news?












Mikki's snooter spot















Chili's snooter spot













Can you see Cracker's snooter spot?



Yup, yup, there's my snooter spot! (kinda faint, but it's there!)
2) What's the best food item you've stolen from your humans?
This one was easy! A couple of weeks ago dad had a pork loin marinating on the counter while waiting for the grill to reach the perfect smolder, it was YUMMY, but I only got a little taste before they caught me and took it away....

3) Do you have a story about a time you or your canine room mates made your humans freak out?

The rest of the pack have lots of these stories, but I'm not gonna steal theirs in case somehusky else decides to interview them. I don't really have any myself yet, maybe cause the rest of them have taught mom & dad too many lessons, so they usually keep a really close eye on me. Chili said I can tell you about Granddog Ice's hole-in-the-head incident. Right after mom & dad moved into our current den, in 2003, Ice got a new lump on his face. He had previously had some removed, so mom & dad thought this would be pretty routine, even though the lump was right between his eyes, and growing really fast. He had to spend the night at the V.E.T after the surgery cause the doc said the tumor was really deep. He came home on Friday with a zipper on his face! Honestly it was staples, but it looked like you could unzip his face. He had to keep the staples in for a week, so the following Friday he went back to the V.E.T. to have the staples removed. Our Boogieboy came over that night to spend the weekend, and he was supposed to go somewhere with mom & dad on Saturday. (mom can't remember where they were going). He was out in the yard visiting Starr & Ice while mom & dad were getting ready to go, then he ran in the house and asked mom "Why does Ice have a hole in his head?" Mom shrieked "What do you mean he has a hole in his head?" and ran out to check on Ice. Sure enough, he had a really deep hole in his forehead, right between his eyes, where the staples had come out the day before. Of course, it was after noon on a Saturday, so our regular vet was closed, so off to the emergency animal hospital they went. The emergency vet put 4 stitches inside the hole, then 6 more outside, she said the hole from his surgery was so deep that even though the staples held the skin together, the hole underneath was still there and all he had to do was bump or scratch it to break the skin and open it back up. Needless to say, they never made it wherever they were supposed to be going, spent the whole afternoon in the ER instead.....

4) Are there actually elephants in Alabama with loose tusks?
Huh??? What kinda question is that???

Oh, mom just 'splained it to me, howrooorooroo, you're one funny pup, Turbo!

Tuscaloosa, that's a good one! Since I'm from Mobile, and never been to Tuscaloosa, I'm not sure, but I'll go ask Dad, he's from AlaBAMA too.














Ok, I'm back. Dad said AlaBAMA has a football team that has an elephant as a mascot, and there are lots of people in AlaBAMA that have red necks and no teeth, so..... by my amazing powers of deduction, I assume that AlaBAMA has a shortage of good dentists, therefore it follows that the elephant population of AlaBAMA probably find it extremely difficult to obtain proper dental care and a significant number of them probably DO have loose tusks (which is, I'm sure, where the town got it's name, unless it has something to do with the wild boar population, but I'd hate to boar you with my thoughts on that subject, howroorooroo) . Roll Tide!
5.) What's your greatest destruction success?
Oh Tubey, this is my FAVORITE question! My mom has this really cool, hand carved, silk covered, mahogany chaise lounge that sits at the foot of our bed. It used to have this really cool (and tasty) carved swan neck & head that curved up above the rest of the back of the chaise. I say used to because somehusky managed to use it as a teething device and turned the beawootiful swan into a headless stumpbird. I'm not admitting to it even though it did survive the teething efforts of the rest of the pack. Who's to say one of them didn't suddenly revert to their puppyhood, huh? Nobody caught me redtoothed did they? Innocent until proven guilty! Does this look like somehusky who would eat furniture? (Ignore the hole in the seat, that was Mikki, I swear!)















Thanks for the interview, Turbo! That was fun!!

The rules as spelled out on Turbo's page.....

Here's the rules if you want me to interview you:
1. If you are interested in being interviewed, leave me a comment saying, 'interview me.'
2. I will respond by posting five questions for you. I get to pick the questions.

3. You will update your blog with a post containing your answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.

5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.

So......everypup (& Wilbur), who wants to be interviewed? And which of us would you like to do the interviewing?

Manykisses,
Bama & the River Hill Pack

10 comments:

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

All good answers! I need to give Fargo credit for the tusk question. He's the joker at our house.

Obviously, you didn't chew the head off the swan. You're much too cute!

Bama said...

Awwwe, gee, thanks Tubey! I'm glad you see it my way.
That Fargo is a really GOOD joker! Made all of us laugh....

Kapp pack said...

Great answers Bama. To answer your question, yes, Dobbs was the only doggy who's done laps around the top of the couch. Mom and Dad would just laugh. They thought is was very funny.

Kisses, Sky boy

The Army of Four said...

Great answers, Bama! Did Chili get my questions?
Play bows,
Zim
PS: Since you and your dad are from AlaBAMA, here's one more question: If it's the Auburn TIGERS, why do they go around saying "War Eagle"?
PPS: Amber (a fan of Fargo's jokes) said everyone knows in AlaBAMA, the tusks are looser. Ha roo roo roo!

Bama said...

Zimmie, Chili left a comment on your page about the interview questions, but long story short, we haven't seen them. I don't know anything about tigers, unless they're the Siberian kind, then I only know they're from Siberia, howrooroo, so I asked dad. He looked at me kinda funny, scratched his head, and said "gee, I don't know, that's a good question, I don't follow Auburn". Uhhhh, thanks Dad, big help....
Manykisses,
The Bamonster

The Army of Four said...

Hey Chili! Let's try this again - I think Blogger must have eaten my questions! Roo... now I have to try to think up new ones!
Well... ready to get started?
1/ Have you always been interested in color and design?
2/ How long did it take your bipeds to realize you had this special gift? I mean... I've seen that mosaic you designed, and it's AWESOME!
3/ Who really rules your pack?
4/ How come Bama gets the blog in her name?
5/ Who is your favorite playmate and why?
OK - thanks for letting me interview you, Chili! I sure hope Bloggie doesn't eat this message! I think my first questions were better!
Play bows,
Zim

Khady Lynn said...

Hey Cracker! Bama said you would like to be interviewed by me, so here are your questions. You know the rules!

1. How do you like living in the very hot south? And how do you handle the heat?

2. Do you get enough attention with so many fur siblings?

3. Where is your favorite place to sleep?

4. If you could live anywhere else in the world, where would that be, and why?

5. What is the most expensive thing you have destroyed?

Thanks for asking me to interview you!!

Holly

Princess Eva and Brice said...

Hey Bama great answers and stories! Loved the way you covered your furry butt about the swan! We would like to tag you for a new game. Tell us 3 things that you and your pack "Help" your humans do. Look forward to hearing your answers! Belly Rubs, Tasha & Eva.

Anonymous said...

I am totally loving the first photo where you are drinking from a bowl bigger than you! I have a photo similar... check it out when you can - http://macondawgswife.blogspot.com/2007/05/favicon-silly-photos-puppy-photos.html -
HUGS,
Sitka

Katherine and Pippa said...

More great stories. But I have so missed the boat and I am so sad that I am too late for someone to interview me. :(

Pippa