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Friday, March 14, 2008

How do you....

Get your human's to do your bidding? We've tried the Queen Meeshka's tactic of using the claw and the AO4's tactic of looking adorable. We've tried speaking Khyraese, but NOTHING is working! We just can't make her keep up with our blog and all our blogging buds! The only bidding she's doing is on the Ram-a-Lamb bag in the MaPaw auction on Ebay! This is getting completely ridiculous, and we're fed up with it, so it's mutiny on the RHP Bounty.

We know we have lots of awards that were given to us, but she won't get on the 'puter so we can acknowledge them, but we promise we will get to it.

We also know that we've been promising pics of our new & improved den, and we promise we'll get to that also.

If we start sneaking in here every time she takes one of her catnaps (we'd like to show her what we think of that, what's she doing napping when our blog is so neglected???), maybe we can get caught up on stuff without her help. What do we need her for anyway, except making sure we don't run out of meaty bones or treats? (and we've still got the dad to help out there, so.....come on, what should her punishment be?)

OK, just the most important business for now, we'll get to the other stuff soon, but matters of the heart must take precedence! It has recently come to our attention that we've been so neglected, that we're now in danger of being jilted by our loved ones! We know it's not their fault, they must think we've forgotten all about them, but please rest assured, that is NOT the case!

We heard a nasty rumor that the Jack-of-Hearts has been flirting with a beautiful little masked grrrl from Seattle even though she has a new boyfriend, and poor Mikki is just beside herself. And Cracker's love, Shelby-woo is considering throwing him over for a human man from Germany, shudder! We haven't heard a peep about Quincy, but he & Bama are still in the "starry-eyed, can't sleep without dreaming of you" phase, so hopefully that relationship is ok, though if the mom keeps neglecting us, there's no telling for how long.
But by far, the absolute worst, is that she hasn't let me respond to all the replies to Bama's last post when she put up my lonely-hearts ad! If I wasn't such a good boy, I'd bite her for being so rude to all those lovely ladies!! I'm truly humbled and honored by all the responses I got, but I have to admit, one special girl really made my heart go pitty-pat, she has such a great sense of humor, and sounds like she likes all the same stuff I do. So, though it saddens me to disappoint any of the beawoootiful girls that replied.....

I'd like to ask the gorgeous, wonderful, funny, gentle
Dakota if she will be my special girl. I promise to be faithful, true, and cuddly for as long as you'll have me, and I sincerely apologize for taking so long to ask you formally. Dakota, will you accept my paw in puppy-love?

(My eyes are shut tightly cause I'm praying you'll accept!)

Forever yours if you'll have me,

Chili

PS, the mean humom says I can't have Pina Coladas either, she & the doc said I have to go on an even more strict DIET! I hope that's not a deal breaker.


19 comments:

Jack & Moo said...

Wooos & a-rooos, you guys are still on the planet?!? We were starting to think you were whisked away by aliens or something. First things first -- Mik, it was ME who spread those rumors about Jack... I blabbed about his little crush on Kat, but I assure you, Jack is true-blue loyal-- just feeling a little rejected cause he hasn't heard from woo in such a long time... so I'll just hush my mouth.

Sorry, Star

A-rooos Mik,
please don't feel bad - I don't know what I was thinking.... must be spring hormones. Star can read my mind & I was just, you know, being a guy! Woo haven't woo'd to me in such a long time, I thunk maybe woo had another boyfriend. On top of losing Penguin, I was just feeling lonely.
Will woo still be my grrrlfriend, Mik?

~your Jack of Hearts (woo are the only one who calls me that!)

The Daily Echo said...

When your human falls asleep you need to visit Dell.com. Get her plastic card and order up and cool laptop. The package guy will bring it right to your house!
ECHO

Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

Oh Mikki, don't be mad at Jack! I have always had a crush on him and I have to admit, I usually flirted with him a bit on the comments I left on his blog. You know, telling him how cute he is and stuff. I will try to stop now that I am dating Thunder!

I hope we can still be friends,
Kat

The Army of Four said...

Chili, you look SO cute in that picture!
Love,
Amber
PS: We've missed roo guys!

Pippa said...

Thank you for your message Bama. I am still grieving a little bit as I think you are such a darling beauty. I had just about come to terms with Mikki, but it was a bit of (huge) blow when you ditched me too.

Sad Pippadog.

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

All the best khowboys AND Chili's have Chinese eyes!

I'm sure she'll be YOURS!!

Woo khould deny a look like THAT!!!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Dakota said...

Hi there handsome............ my answer is on my blog!

Anonymous said...

Wooo! Glad to see a new post!! Love the photo Chilli!!!!
Hugs,
Sitka

Khady Lynn said...

I'm so glad you found your gal!!! I hope you will be very happy, just like me and Dave!

Holly

-The Mullin Clan's Mommy- said...

Hey-Woo congrats to you Chili! Stops by my bloggie, if you can get on the puter, cuz I made an announcement, too. Ahhh, luv is in the air - Spring is acomin.

-Cosmos-

Mud Monster said...

I am happy you finally found a girl Chili. Congratulations!!!

Just wondering where my precious princess Bama is these days?? I miss woo darling.

Your ever faithful pup,
Quincy

Thor said...

Congrats on the puppy love!

Woos,
Thor

H.A. Turbofire, Sibertarian said...

Ha woo! Congratwoolations!

Flurry and Aja said...

ohhhh Chili...I have a praying picture on my Blog today too!

My stoooopid humom added you to our blog buddy list too! Sorry, she is now where near as smart as we are but she does have good treats.

Jack & Moo said...

HEY YOU GUYS!!!!!
ARE YOU STILL ON THE PLANET?????

Woo haven't blogged in such a LONG LONG LONG TIME. We thought maybe you'd moved to a galaxy FAR FAR AWAY.....

Is everypup okay? And your human? we miss woo!

Woos & a-rooos,
Star & Jack "still your Jack of Hearts, Mik" A-roo

Amici said...

Chili, you look like you are at the beach, one of my favorite places!!

Cute pic!

Princess Eva and Brice said...

We missed you. Thanks for stopping by to wish Tasha well. We'll be posting an update later today.

Eva

Jack & Moo said...

A-rooos my dearest Mikki,

I tagged you for the Memoir game, please go to my bloggie for details, okay?
(and bribe your human assistant to take dictation for you, okay? I want to see what six words YOU pick!)

Your sweet Jack of Hearts

Thor said...

You've been tagged! Stop by my blog and check out the rules!

Woos,
Thor